Joker
08.02.2004, 18:43
Announcing the New Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge Device,
Otherwise Known as the BOOK!
It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no
electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched
on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its
cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere--even sitting in
an armchair by the fire--yet it is powerful enough to hold as much
information as a CD-ROM.
Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially
numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding
thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together
with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in
their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet,
manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.
Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly
into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.
The book may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it.
The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and
move forward and backward as you wish. Most come with an "index"
feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected
information for instant retrieval.
An optional "BOOKMARK" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the
exact place you left it in a previous session--even if the BOOK has
been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single
BOOKMARK can be used in BOOKS by various manufacturers.
Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave
of the future, a many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge
in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib
Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus...
Otherwise Known as the BOOK!
It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no
electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched
on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its
cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere--even sitting in
an armchair by the fire--yet it is powerful enough to hold as much
information as a CD-ROM.
Here's how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially
numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding
thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together
with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in
their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet,
manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.
Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly
into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet.
The book may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it.
The "browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and
move forward and backward as you wish. Most come with an "index"
feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected
information for instant retrieval.
An optional "BOOKMARK" accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the
exact place you left it in a previous session--even if the BOOK has
been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single
BOOKMARK can be used in BOOKS by various manufacturers.
Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave
of the future, a many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge
in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib
Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus...