I`ve found it here
www.overheardinnewyork.com.
Technophobic lady: There was some crazy lady talking to herself in the bank.
Tech-Savvy lady: Are you sure? Did she have a Bluetooth?
Technophobic lady: I don't think she had any teeth.
Old husband: Why don't we have sex anymore?
Old wife: I do. You don't. You sleep.
Hipster: That's the phone booth where I lost my virginity
20-something Intellectual: Facts are such a distraction from the essence of what's really happening.
A Gentile Yuppie: I once dated a Rabbi's daughter, in the Hamptons. I went to a family barbeque, and he asked me, 'Do you want cheese on your hamburger?' and I thought, 'Ah--this is a moment of truth--one of those key moments in a relationship, where the family will judge me--what should I say?' and I said, 'Yes, I would'--and then the Rabbi responded, 'Great! Then Cheese for Everybody!'"
Crying Little Girl: My feet are cold!
The Baby's Daddy: You've got to let them warm up and thaw.
Crying Little Girl: They're really cold!
The Baby's Daddy: They'll be warm in a minute.
Crying Little Girl: My feet are cold!
The Baby's Daddy: Shut up! Shut up! Stop crying! Do you want me to kick your ass in front of everybody on the train? Your feet are gonna be cold but your ass is gonna be hot!
Black guy: So you see, white bitches just don't understand that I have a big ass penis.
Black guy to white girl: You'd better not stay in the rain too long; sugar melts!
Juicer: Oh, shit! We got customers in the store! We gotta stop acting so black!