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[She-guest]

Hello, gremar!

Huh, what a topic to start with! Actually, I adore massage (who doesn’t!) and can’t resist a back rub as well. I guess it’s the fastest way to please me (rub my back!!!)

[baryga]

Сообщение от She-guest

it’s the fastest way to please me

In other words it could be quite short way to your heart!?

[She-guest]

baryga,

No way, hehe! To please me does not mean to conquer my heart! I find pleasure in having my back rubbed, but under no circumstances it will lead to "something else"

[baryga]

Сообщение от She-guest

but under no circumstances it will lead to "something else"

No doubts

[baryga]

I`ve found it here www.overheardinnewyork.com.

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[gremar]

She-guest,


Here's the second part (leading to something else )

"If your guy, however, is receptive to the idea then I have one key tip to offer you.
When giving a massage, use the pads of your fingers, not the tips.

When you use the tips of your fingers, it often feels like someone is clawing into your back, and it can hurt quite a bit, especially the muscles are really tense.

When you use the pads of your fingers, it feels much more soothing and relaxing. But hey, if your guy is into that kind of pain, then dig in Most of the guys I've been with tend to prefer the soothing kind of massage, and shy away from the painful variety.

When massaging a guy's neck or back try running your fingers through his hair, up the back of his scalp, along the sides of his head, to his temples, all the while gently rubbing in a circular motion. This kind of "scalp massage" is a pretty unique experience for a lot of people, and I can tell you it feels wonderful.

If your partner is still fully clothed after you've worked on his neck and shoulders for awhile, and you want things to go a little further, try pulling his shirt out of his pants, or if it's already out slide your hands under his shirt.
It's a lot easier to give a guy a rub down without clothes in the way. If you have lotion in the house, ask if he'd like you to use it on him. Once he agrees he has to take his shirt off."

(to be continued)

[She-guest]

Сообщение от gremar

When you use the pads of your fingers, it feels much more soothing and relaxing

Nevertheless lots of people like when you use your nails. I don't mean scratching to red, but gentle slight touching moves. Feels like nothing on Earth Besides I personally like when someone "draws" or "writes" something on my back using his forefinger. In addition you can have fun guessing what has been written

[gremar]

She-guest,
They don't mean scratching at all. It's a sexual massage, soothing and relaxing.

If you like "drawings" on your back, that's OK. So do I .
But guessing what is written & then having sex?!
I prefer a relaxing foreplay.

[She-guest]

gremar,

Сообщение от gremar

But guessing what is written & then having sex

After guessing something like 'I want you'

[baryga]

Stick to your soothing and relaxing,girls!