Lets Speak English (Английский клуб) Part 2 - Страница 2

Wise · 22.08.2007, 01:21

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone.
My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

Bjarne Stroustrup

Wise · 23.08.2007, 23:43

(oxie) i want a dog
(+AlsoMike) why do you want a dog?
(oxie) dogs are cool
(+AlsoMike) but do you want a hairy, sometimes smelly friend who bums all his food and accomodation off you and defecates on your bedroom floor?
(oxie) yes
(+AlsoMike) i'll move in tomorrow.

gremar · 31.08.2007, 11:03

Wise,
Nice joke!

Wise · 05.01.2008, 11:01

- Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident?
— He's all right now!

redboarder · 11.01.2008, 19:28

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.

redboarder · 11.01.2008, 19:29

I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat peple.

redboarder · 11.01.2008, 19:30

Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!

redboarder · 11.01.2008, 19:36

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".

redboarder · 11.01.2008, 19:40

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

gremar · 12.01.2008, 11:23

redboarder,
Welcome to our English Club!
You posted good jokes.

31.08.2007, 11:03	Вверх #13
gremar Близкий Знакомый Регистрация: 14.03.2006 Был(а) у нас: 04.01.2011 09:29 Сообщений: 498 Пол:	Wise, Nice joke!
	Хорошие привычки продлевают жизнь, а плохие делают ее приятной.

12.01.2008, 11:23	Вверх #20
gremar Близкий Знакомый Регистрация: 14.03.2006 Был(а) у нас: 04.01.2011 09:29 Сообщений: 498 Пол:	redboarder, Welcome to our English Club! You posted good jokes.
	Хорошие привычки продлевают жизнь, а плохие делают ее приятной.

22.08.2007, 01:21	Вверх #11
Wise Друг Регистрация: 17.03.2006 Был(а) у нас: 15.12.2012 05:59 Сообщений: 788 Пол:	I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. Bjarne Stroustrup

23.08.2007, 23:43	Вверх #12
Wise Друг Регистрация: 17.03.2006 Был(а) у нас: 15.12.2012 05:59 Сообщений: 788 Пол:	(oxie) i want a dog (+AlsoMike) why do you want a dog? (oxie) dogs are cool (+AlsoMike) but do you want a hairy, sometimes smelly friend who bums all his food and accomodation off you and defecates on your bedroom floor? (oxie) yes (+AlsoMike) i'll move in tomorrow.

05.01.2008, 11:01	Вверх #14
Wise Друг Регистрация: 17.03.2006 Был(а) у нас: 15.12.2012 05:59 Сообщений: 788 Пол:	- Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? — He's all right now!

11.01.2008, 19:28	Вверх #15
redboarder Новичок Возраст: 43 Регистрация: 11.01.2008 Был(а) у нас: 11.01.2008 19:44 Сообщений: 5 Пол:	I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.

11.01.2008, 19:29	Вверх #16
redboarder Новичок Возраст: 43 Регистрация: 11.01.2008 Был(а) у нас: 11.01.2008 19:44 Сообщений: 5 Пол:	I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat peple.

11.01.2008, 19:30	Вверх #17
redboarder Новичок Возраст: 43 Регистрация: 11.01.2008 Был(а) у нас: 11.01.2008 19:44 Сообщений: 5 Пол:	Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board? Because it had a nice groove in it!

11.01.2008, 19:36	Вверх #18
redboarder Новичок Возраст: 43 Регистрация: 11.01.2008 Был(а) у нас: 11.01.2008 19:44 Сообщений: 5 Пол:	I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries". The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".

11.01.2008, 19:40	Вверх #19
redboarder Новичок Возраст: 43 Регистрация: 11.01.2008 Был(а) у нас: 11.01.2008 19:44 Сообщений: 5 Пол:	Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.